Three naked young
Marines. Four concealed cameras.
Three individual real-time medical examinations.
One VERY thorough MD. 'Nuff said:
A stalwart, 30 year-old square-jawed football playin' Marine with
a very healthy pecker on him.
A dead ringer for a hairless Dick Tracy.
A clueless California surfer Marine with a fresh PA, easily baffled
by complex requests such as
lower your chest, spread your buttcheeks."
A compact little grunt; cute-as-a-button with huge hands. He's
hesitant to do a routine testicular self-exam because
"it feels like I'm playin' with myself, Doc!"
Each patient is made to strip naked from the get-go and to park
themselves on the exam table. This MD conducts three by-the-book
exams: yes, ears, throat, heart and lungs get checked; a few minutes of
humiliating Q&A about
the functionality of the boy's genitals; a urine specimen is requested.
A micro-camera hidden directly above the table captures the patient
lying helplessly on the table during the palpation sequences and one of
our new digital cameras is trained on the guy's genitals and butt-hole
for the inevitable hernia check and anal probe.
These video images are so clear that you'll swear that you're sitting
in 12th grade health class, watching a live demo on how administer a testicular
self-exam. We even considered applying for government funding to distribute