Three sturdy American straight men - all of whom would obviously rather be anywhere else - submit to a standard medical going-over by a Navy M.D.

A muscular father of three with a fat, hairless penis. A sturdy black imported Navy man with a sexy West Indies accent. A knock-out handsome young Marine jock with genitals that forgot to stop growing. Each gets probed by the latex glove.

After a standard ENT check and bracing against a cold stethoscope, each man presents his "boys" for a stern lecture on sexual hygiene and advice on how to administer a testicular self-exam. Then comes the finger-up-the-bunghole, which really makes them testy.

60 minutes